fanciful devices

A Stone Is Nobody's

A man ambushed a stone. Caught it.
Made it a prisoner.
Put it in a dark room and stood guard over it for the rest of his life.

His mother asked why.

He said, because it's held captive, because it is captured.

Look, the stone is asleep, she said, it does not know whether it's in a garden or not. Eternity and the stone
are mother and daughter; it is you who are getting old. The stone is only sleeping.

But I caught it, mother, it is mine by conquest, he said.

A stone is nobody's, not even its own. It is you who are conquered; you are minding the prisoner, which is yourself,
because you are afraid to go out, she said.

Yes yes, I am afraid, because you have never loved me, he said.

Which is true, because you have always been to me as the stone is to you, she said.

Russell Edson

FAQs

1. Are you a Southeast Asian dancing girl from the 1800s?

No, sorry to disappoint. My avatar and banner images are from an ancient book I found in the depths of my grandmother's cabinets. More on that here.

2. How do you make everything look so old?

First, you need a good oxidizer to brush on every bit of metal you can reach. I'll tell you all about it here.

Then there's this wax. I first mentioned it here. You'll have to scroll down a lot.

3. How can you be so productive?

I'm insanely obsessed and I have no offspring. I do nothing else- I don't have a day job, I don't clean my house or cook, I spend all day in pjs, often completely abandoning personal hygiene... I only interact with other humans when I walk my dog. And I like people! But I prefer dogs.

And I'm sloppy- but I make that sloppiness work for me.

4. Any tips you'd like to share?

No! Except for these 16 posts about techniques and this one about how to find your aesthetic.

5. Would you be offended if I took some inspiration from your designs?

Well, I'd be happier if you outright copied them.

No really, imitation is how we learn. I have enough ideas to go around. And even if I don't- please. No one's going to do this obsessively enough to threaten my business. (Probably.) I learned by copying others and I've seen others copy me as a step toward developing their own voice. So feel free. (I'd love if you tossed me a link in my comments, so I can feel like a proud momma.)

6. What do you look like?

Why, what have you heard? Really? Wow.

12/28/12

Juliette, since I have no clue how to contact you, I just listed the earrings on reserve in hopes that you'd find them. Well, you haven't. So now this redonk mini blogpost.
Here, guys, look at some cuddling aminals:

And why not enjoy a slow loris getting tickled:

6 comments:

Flotsam Tide said...: Ok LOL the loris video made me simultaneously chortle, and go "awww" which came out as a choking noise. That moment when the loris stops getting tickled and just looks at the camera with those big questioning eyes... priceless.; 12/28/12, 2:22 AM
Jennifer Valentine Morford said...: ! lol; 12/28/12, 8:32 PM
alteredarcheology said...: Don't all girls like to tickle their 'loris? I mean.....oh....never mind.; 12/29/12, 9:59 AM
Juliette said...: Sorry love. I've been sick, then the Holidays showed up, and once in a while I have been prowling your site and other favorite sites and make random comments. Thought you might remember me, I've bought from you before! Or did you delete all memory from me when I called you on your haircut (which, by the way, I wasn't really doing, it was more of a 'wow, you go!' sort of comment, to me, anyway)? Anyway, as you know I"ve snapped up the earrings and thank you. Still your friend and happy to be so,
Juliette xoxo; 12/29/12, 2:28 PM
Christine Wallace said...: That is the cutest picture of the two cuddling! Are those 2 yours???They are ADORABLE!!!!
Christine

The smile on the dog froze me in my tracks on my google blog list. LOL. So Cute!; 12/29/12, 11:34 PM
martinisfor2 said...: aaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! the lorus is so cute...it's like when i stop kitty~saging Jake and Maddie. they get that sad look like "whhaatttt?"; 12/30/12, 9:49 AM